- Accepts Etsy gift cards
$125.00
There seems to be a cause for celebrating EVERYTHING these days (Honestly, why not? The world's going to hell in a handbasket at an alarming rate. Throw a party all you want, Becky). Gender reveals. Dog birthday bashes. And, our personal fave, divorce parties. Truly. Getting married is easy, but divorcing? Yeah, not so much. It's painful, sad, and can get pretty ugly rather quickly. In the case of Presley and Jason, however, their separation is a bit of a paradox. Together for ten years. Married for seven. Parents to two beautiful, bouncy baby husky pups- Thelma and Louise. Pres and J were an otherwise great couple that figured out that they were better friends than lovers. In an effort to salvage their friendship, divorce proceedings have been amicable with everything being split right down the middle and sharing equal custody of the furbabies (If that isn't the definition of adulting, we're not sure what is). Notorious for their party throwing skills, the civil pair figured what better way to end an era than with one last shindig of the divorce kind. Splitsville invites have gone out with a "black tie" dress code (The duo has a fairly dark sense of humor. Pres told everyone that it's a funeral of their marriage and Jason crafted mini coffins to serve nachos in. Like we said, they are dark). As if the event isn't already SUPER EXTRA, the newly single gal wants to sport something very Schitt's Creek. Why? Because, no one is more extra than Moira Rose.
This heavily ornamented short sleeve Laurence Kazar frock highlights:
✶Black, gold, red, white, and green embellished (sequins and beading) bibb along bodice front and back. Scalloped beaded trim along
bibb edges
✶Thick beaded trimming along neckline, scalloped sleeve hem, keyhole back opening, bottom hem, and back leg slit opening
✶Black seed beads adorned on black silk in squiggle pattern design on remainder of dress
✶Keyhole back opening with hook and eye closure at neck. Back zipper at lower back waist. Shoulder pads included
✶Shell: 100% Silk. Lining: 100% Rayon (fully lined)
Pres takes a nod from Catherine O'Hara's character with a jet black bob wig, fingerless leather gloves, one too many bracelets, and a stellar pair of boots. Divorced? Single? Who cares. One must champion oneself and say, "I am ready for this"!
✩MEASUREMENTS
Size: PM (Would fit best on a Medium/Large)
Bust: 35"
Waist: 29"
Hip: 36"
Shoulder to Shoulder: 15"
Sleeve Length: 10"
Total Length: 36 1/2"
✶CONDITION: Very Good: used, with very minor flaws, no repairs are necessary.
Fabric pulling away at wearer L shoulder seam and near bottom hem at center back. Fabric very thing under wearer R
underarm sleeve seam. Tiny holes at center back wearer R near zipper. Missing beads at wearer L lower center back.
(She's clean and ready to karaoke to Don't Speak by No Doubt).
✩CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Dry clean only.
✶FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING
Only applicable to the US.
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✩DOMESTIC SHIPPING
Once payment is received, Sequin Whore ships all items within 1-3 business days via USPS Priority Mail, unless otherwise requested, and typically takes 2-3 days to arrive at your doorstep.
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✩INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING
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But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
✩Shopping is kind of like Tinder. You have to look over all of the photos, details, measurements, and terrible music tastes, before you make THE COMMITMENT. All sales are final.
✩Sequin Whore vintage items are previously worn and loved with a story to tell. The pieces are hand chosen with attention to condition, quality, hand, construction, and fit. Before the article is given a stamp of approval for saleability, it is carefully looked over for flaws and imperfections. Any inadequacies are reflected in the condition portion of the lisiting description. However, despite the best efforts and most thorough eye, it is possible that a slight blemish may have been overlooked. Refunds will only be explored if a piece has been widely misrepresented. (Whoosh, what a mouthful that was).
✩If a refund is deemed appropriate for vintage purchases, the buyer is responsible for return shipping. Returned merchandise is expected to be postmarked within 2 days of it's arrival date and in the condition it was in when sold. If additional damage has been done to the item upon return, buyer will be responsible for cost of loss in value. In such case, the buyer will be contacted before any proceedings take place. Monetary refunds may take up on 7 business days depending on bank processing.
✩Refunds will not be offered for sizing issues in vintage purchases. Sequin Whore offers garment measurements in listing descriptions and will happily work alongside you if additional information is needed. (Pinky promise, we will get through it together).
✩Color may vary with different monitor and resolution settings. For this reason, returns are not accepted for reasons to do with color. If you need to match color for fabric purchases, please request a $1.75 sample. Samples are put in an envelope and shipped USPS. (If there is any doubt or worry about color, please, please, PLEASE request a sample).
✩Custom cuts for fabric purchases are non-refundable.
✩Exchanges are offered on a case by case basis.
Sequin Whore follows the guidelines below for all vintage item condition listing descriptions.
✶Perfect: as new, flawless, pristine condition with no
indications of wear.
(She's clean and ready to go out on the town).
✶Excellent: used, light wear, no noticeable flaws.
(She's clean and ready to dance).
✶Very Good: used, with very minor flaws, no repairs are
necessary.
(She's clean and ready to karaoke to Don't Speak by No
Doubt).
✶Good: visible wear, minor flaws, optional repairs
needed.
(She's clean and ready to go to the movies).
✶Fair: numerous flaws, repairs needed, fragile.
(She's clean but going to her best friend's house for a
girl's night in).
✶Poor: extensive damage, for display, costume, or pattern
use only.
(She hasn't showered in days, maybe years, and is
staying in).
✩All dimensions for vintage wears are measured edge to edge with the garment laying on a flat surface then doubled. Measurements will include Bust, Waist, Hip, Total Length, and Sleeve Length (if required). If you would like to have additional measurements of the piece, please message Sequin Whore and we will promptly get you the desired information.
✩Garment measurements provided do not allow for wearer's ease. Please allow 1" in coordinance with wearer's measurements. If you are completely confused and are like, "Girl, I don't know if this is going to fit me", please contact us with your measurements so we can help you out.
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