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There seems to be a cause for celebrating EVERYTHING these days (Honestly, why not? The world's going to hell in a handbasket at an alarming rate. Throw a party all you want, Becky). Gender reveals. Dog birthday bashes. And, our personal fave, divorce parties. Truly. Getting married is easy, but divorcing? Yeah, not so much. It's painful, sad, and can get pretty ugly rather quickly. In the case of Presley and Jason, however, their separation is a bit of a paradox. Together for ten years. Married for seven. Parents to two beautiful, bouncy baby husky pups- Thelma and Louise. Pres and J were an otherwise great couple that figured out that they were better friends than lovers. In an effort to salvage their friendship, divorce proceedings have been amicable with everything being split right down the middle and sharing equal custody of the furbabies (If that isn't the definition of adulting, we're not sure what is). Notorious for their party throwing skills, the civil pair figured what better way to end an era than with one last shindig of the divorce kind. Splitsville invites have gone out with a "black tie" dress code (The duo has a fairly dark sense of humor. Pres told everyone that it's a funeral of their marriage and Jason crafted mini coffins to serve nachos in. Like we said, they are dark). As if the event isn't already SUPER EXTRA, the newly single gal wants to sport something very Schitt's Creek. Why? Because, no one is more extra than Moira Rose.
This heavily ornamented short sleeve Laurence Kazar frock highlights:
✶Black, gold, red, white, and green embellished (sequins and beading) bibb along bodice front and back. Scalloped beaded trim along
bibb edges
✶Thick beaded trimming along neckline, scalloped sleeve hem, keyhole back opening, bottom hem, and back leg slit opening
✶Black seed beads adorned on black silk in squiggle pattern design on remainder of dress
✶Keyhole back opening with hook and eye closure at neck. Back zipper at lower back waist. Shoulder pads included
✶Shell: 100% Silk. Lining: 100% Rayon (fully lined)
Pres takes a nod from Catherine O'Hara's character with a jet black bob wig, fingerless leather gloves, one too many bracelets, and a stellar pair of boots. Divorced? Single? Who cares. One must champion oneself and say, "I am ready for this"!
✩MEASUREMENTS
Size: PM (Would fit best on a Medium/Large)
Bust: 35"
Waist: 29"
Hip: 36"
Shoulder to Shoulder: 15"
Sleeve Length: 10"
Total Length: 36 1/2"
✶CONDITION: Very Good: used, with very minor flaws, no repairs are necessary.
Fabric pulling away at wearer L shoulder seam and near bottom hem at center back. Fabric very thing under wearer R
underarm sleeve seam. Tiny holes at center back wearer R near zipper. Missing beads at wearer L lower center back.
(She's clean and ready to karaoke to Don't Speak by No Doubt).
✩CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Dry clean only.
✶FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING
Only applicable to the US.
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