- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Juiliana, your oldest, most dear friend, FINALLY came to the realization that her husband of 10+ years, was and is a total scrub. Internally, you knew that he was garbage, but chose to support your gal's happiness and managed to keep your mouth shut for the duration of their relationship. How? Right?!? Anyway, their papers have been inked and Juiliana is officially SINGLE GAL again. Free at last! Free at last! In order to celebrate, you're throwing her a divorce party like the good friend you are, because no one should be moping around over a sad sack named Chad.......Chad......CHAD. SMH. But, what does one wear to such? Black. Black is always the answer.
This grecian draped Casadei black statement dress offers:
✶Attached waist sash with a sequin/beaded leaf applique. Velcro closure
✶Low cut v-neck with a slight cap sleeve and detachable shoulder pads
✶Deep back cowl draping with a tie at the neck. Centerback zipper with hook and eye
✶Lightweight 100% Polyester Knit. Unlined
You've planned an evening filled with mexican food, LOTS of dancing, and endless posting on social media to be sure that Chad sees how much better off your gal is without him. When he sees all of you twirling in Instagram stories and capturing only the best angles of Juiliana, you hope he starts weeping. Passive Aggressive? Maybe. But, you never liked him anyway.
✩MEASUREMENTS
Size: No size tag (Would fit best on a size 4 or 6)
Bust: 36"
Waist: 27"
Hip: Free
Shoulder to Shoulder: 17"
Total Length: 43 1/2"
✶CONDITION: ✶Very Good: used, with very minor flaws, no repairs are necessary. Slight tear
on applique.
(She's clean and ready to karaoke to Don't Speak by No Doubt).
✩CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Dry clean only.
✶FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING
Only applicable to the US.
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